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If your dining room walls could talk \u2013<\/span>
\nmy goodness, just what would they say?<\/span><\/p>\n

Would they tell on your kids<\/span>
\nfor spilling that grape juice or<\/span>
\nyour pets for once<\/span>
\npeeing in the plant?<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Rectangle<\/a><\/p>\n

Would they speak of the couple<\/span>
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\nnasty, just a sweet word<\/span>
\nor two \u2013<\/span><\/p>\n

Would they speak of the uncle<\/span>
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\nthey forgive him because he<\/span>
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\"fixer<\/a><\/p>\n

Would they remember the<\/span>
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\nChristmas, the turkey on<\/span>
\nThanksgiving and that<\/span>
\nbarley from Aunt Grace?<\/span><\/p>\n

Would they remember the<\/span>
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\nwith toddlers, that wax<\/span>
\non the carpet, that<\/span>
\nchocolate cake face?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Would your walls be quite<\/span>
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\nbeen ignored \u2013 with shabby<\/span>
\npaper, old hand\u00a0prints, sad<\/span>
\npaint?<\/span><\/p>\n

Would your walls be quite<\/span>
\nmad from the stuff they\u2019re<\/span>
\nstuck surrounding \u2013 the\u00a0table,<\/span>
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\nyour walls might just say, \u201cbut<\/span>
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You walls would call for<\/span>
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\nshy \u2013 or new paper, if<\/span>
\nthey\u2019re fancy or<\/span>
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They need a new table,<\/span>
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They\u2019d cry for fresh<\/span>
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\ntable \u2013 and those fixtures?\u00a0<\/span>
\nPlease put them\u00a0in the<\/span>
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Your dining room walls<\/span>
\nwould call out for change — and<\/span>
\nyou can make one at<\/span>
\nLaurie’s today.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ready to revamp your dining room? Head on over to Laurie’s!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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